I was reading a thread today, and it was about a girl who farted in front of a guy who she had been dating. Basically she thought he was asleep and let it rip. Come to find out he wasn’t sleep, so she acted like she was asleep. He basically gave her the cold shoulder the next morning, and after she left, she never heard from him again. I literally laughed for about 10 minutes. I felt so bad for her thou, how embarrassing. So my question is how long should you wait to fart in front of someone your dating?
I honestly don’t know how to answer this question. LOL. I would probably say wait until you two live together. For a woman, I would also say wait until he has done it in front of you multiples times. I would also say maybe waiting until you are 100% comfortable in front of him/her, like he/she is literally you best friend. If you are meant to be with that person, it shouldn’t be a deal breaker.
From experience it makes me smile when I’m that comfortable in front of my boo. I also read that it’s very healthy to fart in front of your spouse or significant other. What do you think? Let’s talk. #relationships #funnyadvice #cocktails #love #conversation
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That is so sad, I feel badly for her. My hubby has been farting in my presence for over 30 years. I, however, on the other have never done so. Flatulence is normal but I wait until I am alone in the bathroom.
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Wow that’s interesting.
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Well I don’t like farting in front of people in general.😂
But I think it depends some people think it’s funny ,however some think it’s rude. So you just have to find out how the person you with feels about farting I guess.
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Lol yea me either at least not in front of just random people. But yeah I agree with that.
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I’m surprised he was that bothered about it!
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Yeah me too. But some men are more mature than others.
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Omg!! Wow poor girl. My opinion I think it depends on the person and how comfortable you feel around them. Great post!!! I needed a great laugh.
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Glad it made you laugh!! Thanks 😁😁
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Here is something else to laugh about. When I was first married to my husband, he used to get out of the bed and go to the bathroom to fart. Of course I heard him! What did he think? His fart that was so loud I somehow wouldn’t hear? Now? 35 years later and yes we fart in front of one another. LOL
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Lmao 😂😂😂 tooooooo funny!! That’s wonderful. I love it ❤. Thanks for reading and commenting.
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ha ha so funny, when I first done mine, I was laughing and it just popped out, lol x
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Lol too funny 😂😂 what did he do?
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His jaw dropped and looked totally shocked… then we both burst out laughing.. thank god, I am now married to this man lol xx It has also happened another time, with a blind date, I have a very windy bottom lol xxxxxx
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Lmao too funny. Good thing you married him. He sounds like a keeper 😁😁
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😂😂😂 this is so funny. Honestly I think before you fast around someone you should really know the extent of your relationship with that person before you do so. However if it’s unintentional just apologise ’cause some people find it 💯 offensive.
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Lmao yeah I totally agree. Even thou it’s natural people could be over dramatic lol.
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😂😂😂 this is so funny. Honestly I think before you fart around someone you should really know the extent of your relationship with that person before you do so. However if it’s unintentional just apologise ’cause some people find it 💯 offensive
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